I Have Two Hands, the Left and the Right!

"Mama, my slippers are baliktad!," Nacho announced proudly, as he showed off his blue Snoopy slippers worn on the wrong feet.

"Mama, which is my left and which is my right?"

"What do you use to write?," I asked him.

He smiled mischievously and held up his right foot.  "You use your foot to write?," I asked.  "Yeah! I use my right foot!," he yelled.

Silly Nacho!!